Saturday, October 23, 2010


I have been reading the bible lately and i have found some really funny verses in there.
Lets start with Deuteronomy, this is the fifth book of the bible and is full of the good stuff like
Deuteronomy 23:1
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of God.'
now if you did not have enough incentive to take good care of your "stuff" then this is it.
Then there is Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one man comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and squeezes his private parts, you shall cut off her hand, show her no pity"
so ladies don't hit below the belt 

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